A sad situation, but nothing that a little cake can't make better.
Haruhi is surprised to learn that Honey left the Karate Club to be in the Host Club.
"Why did you just say the Host Club like that, huh?"
"No matter how you cut it, the Karate Club is a...more reputable club than ours."
"If you really want to know, we'll have to take a trip down Memory Lane."
Honey knows what's being said about his size...
...so he asks his father for advice.
Instruction? Embrace your inner strength to become a manly man.
Honey boxes away all his cute playthings...
...carries his bookbag like a manly man...
The twins continue to tell Honey's story, concluding with...
"That story is such a tear-jerker."
"Don't you think it's about time [sic] to get more out of life?"
Tempting Honey with his favorite things.
"No way. Not into cute-sy stuff. Don't like it...at all."
Asking for fatherly advice, once more.
...and hosts weekly cakefests, yet never gains an ounce.
"Usa-chan helped me come up with the idea."
Terrified, beleiving Usa-chan is a communication device to the "mother ship."
And it's all Tamaki's fault.